Have a laugh: some of the best gambling jokes

We all like to have a laugh every now and then, so what’s better than a laugh at our very own gambling industry? We have gathered some of the best and funniest jokes about casinos and gambling. Sit down and try not to laugh too hard while reading these!

Our 5 favorite gambling jokes:

  • A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about hether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer’s fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "OK, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an eight."
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  • A bum asks a man for five dollars. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
    • - Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa

- Because of all the cheetahs

  • A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just  won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
  • A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line."We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"

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